December 2009
63 posts
Leavin’ on a Jet Plane →
Leavin' on a Jet Plane
We’re off to Bangladesh tomorrow morning (via Dusseldorf and Dubai). What with internet access over there being less prolific than here, updates to this blog are a bit unlikely, though not out of the question. Back 14th of January, 2010. Also known as: The Future!
Buy More Trash →
Changing Horses in Midstream →
You're No Good (The Ongoing Saga of Lanreng1985)
lanreng1985: pls can you email me the scan paper of the danish mail confirmation so that i can confirm with the post office here
me: my dad took it...
lanreng1985: why?
me: he says you're no good
lanreng1985: why he don't know me befoire
lanreng1985: why will he say that
me: he says you're tricking me. hes angry i sent you our tv.
lanreng1985: well for your information am not tricking you
lanreng1985: and all i told you were honest and sincere information
me: i know
me: but my dad thinks youre bad
me: he read something on the web
lanreng1985: well i hope you know that not all what you read on the web is real
lanreng1985: moreover have i said or done anything bad to you since we met?
me: i know i know. Like they say the planet will die in like 40 years yeah right
me: no youve been nice
lanreng1985: so all am trying to tell you is that am real and would never jeopardize our friendship
lanreng1985: so is the tv you sent a flat screen or what?
Freeze →
Avatarial Perspective →
Don’t Throw the Baby Out →
Throw the Baby Out →
Can You Hear The Sprouts Screaming? →
Flying Internet to the Head →
Falling Out →
Every Day the Same Dream →
Lobster Hug →
Lobster Huggin’ Fun →
The Twins →
Innermost Babushka →
Pushing Daisies To One Side →
Strike Counter →
me: were you born in 1985? why did you say you were a woman?
lanreng1985: just...
– An excerpt from the on-going saga of the Nigerian scam artist lanreng1985.
Yo, Esther →
Whose scam is this anyway? →
Reading in Bed →
Gaia and Me →
The Only One →
Look Around You, Again →
Here’s To You, Mrs. Dalloway →
Emperor Cuthbert →
Emperor Cuthbert →
Drop And Gimme 7 →
Exit Portal →